Easily amused

• Help wanted sign in the window of Radio Shack: "You've got time. We've got openings." (*shudder*)
  
  
• Hand-lettered sign on the front lawn of a house: "ITEMS FOR SALE".
  
  
• And a typo on the web that made me smile: nanoglam. (They say it's a billionth of a gram, but obviously it's just another name for a picobowie.)

Random expostulation

Okay—can there be a better album than Wish You Were Here?

Freeeeow.