2007-02-07

jere7my: muskrat skull (Default)
2007-02-07 03:45 am

Too much time together

C.E. Caveman is an anagram of cave canem. I think he would make an excellent recurring character for a sketch comedy show: "It's C.E. Caveman!" Each sketch would retell a scene from the gospels, but with a caveman hanging around, accidentally capsizing the fishermen's boat or throwing rocks at Mary Magdalene. "Thog have no sin!" he would say, and Jesus would grimace and shake his head: "That's our Thog!" The audience would be in hysterics. "Wine your blood," he would later ask, chomping on an oversized drumstick at the Last Supper, "but what dinosaur leg?"

[livejournal.com profile] adfamiliares could only wonder where he would find a dinosaur leg in the early first century, and how it is that he would learn Aramaic but not how to use the direct article. "For all you know," I cleverly retorted, "there was no direct article in Aramaic!"

Woman just not get Thog.