Arr, it be a weekend round-up!

Ahoy, me maties! Nar, it be not write like a pirate day, but avast, ye scurvy dogs! Deny me my fun, will ye? Ye'll walk the plank before that be a-happenin'!

Here be what's come of late:

• Eleven fine posters were mounted and hung upon me walls, me hearties, and that cost more than a few doubloons, so sez I. But me cabin be fine and right pretty now, with such fine films as The Fellowship of the Ring, Return of the King, The Limey, The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, and Chicken Run a-hangin' from the yardarm.
  
  
• Me mates and I played a bit of RoboRally on the net, arrr. Sign yerself up for a free account, I sez, and I'll slit yer gizzard from stem to craw! But know ye this: the fox of fire will let ye play, but not Safarrrrri.
  
  
• Me one good eye beheld a treasure beyond compare in the video store: the Star Wars DVD box set, yarrr! At first, ye understand, I scoffed at that meddler George's "special editions," but my roger got jolly right quick when I saw the widescreen booty in all its digital glory. It be ready for plunder on Tuesday, but we pirates don't care to wait—grappling hooks ready to hand, me lads! To the video store!
  

So I've fired me broadside across yer bow. Prepare to be boarded, ye dogs!

ARRRR!