All candles are wicked
Apr. 1st, 2008 12:15 amI have, with grave concern, noticed yet another hole in English orthography. We have no fewer than three ways to mark a vowel as being the kernel of its own syllable: the diaeresis (¨), which tells us two vowels are pronounced individually and not as a diphthong ("naïve" is thus not pronounced "nave"); and the grave (`) and acute (´) accents, both of which can be used poetically to tell us a vowel is not silent ("learnéd" is a two-syllable word).
What we do not have is a way of saying, "This is just part of the previous syllable—please do not pronounce this vowel." We need an anti-diaeresis, if you will. (I propose the name "imodiuesis", and if you get that barely perceptible joke then my hat is off to you.) It would come in handy, for instance, in the sentence, "All candles are wicked." As it stands now, I am casting unfair aspersions on the character of all candles, and I really shouldn't.
What we do not have is a way of saying, "This is just part of the previous syllable—please do not pronounce this vowel." We need an anti-diaeresis, if you will. (I propose the name "imodiuesis", and if you get that barely perceptible joke then my hat is off to you.) It would come in handy, for instance, in the sentence, "All candles are wicked." As it stands now, I am casting unfair aspersions on the character of all candles, and I really shouldn't.