Glee!

Catch 22 Staples

Here we see the tag that warns me, in bright red ink, not to remove it, and the screw hole I could only access by removing the tag.

On the other hand: New desk chair! Armrests! Mesh back! Adjustability!

[Edit: Ha! Just noticed the music: line.]

[Edit2: Current occupation: obsessively shifting the chair half an inch up, typing a bit, shifting it half an inch down, wiggling, using the mouse. Repeating.]