I'm watching a garbage truck eat a box spring. Two big bites. Crunch crunch.
In related news: goodbye, Ryan, Brian, and the other guy! The boys downstairs are gone (so sad — who will yell "FUCK!" up through the floorboards now?), and some very pleasant people seem to be moving in to take their place.
(The garbagemen were amused by the handcuffs they found in the boys' garbage, and held them up for the neighborhood to see.)
In related news: goodbye, Ryan, Brian, and the other guy! The boys downstairs are gone (so sad — who will yell "FUCK!" up through the floorboards now?), and some very pleasant people seem to be moving in to take their place.
(The garbagemen were amused by the handcuffs they found in the boys' garbage, and held them up for the neighborhood to see.)