Things I have done to my fingertips
Jan. 14th, 2009 02:49 amThings I have done to my fingers in the last two weeks:
- Jammed something into the quick under my right thumbnail, drawing blood.
- Slammed a can opener, in the process of dropping it, into the back of my left middle finger, drawing blood and raising a welt.
- Raised a blister on the pad of my right ring finger when it poked through a hole in a potholder and touched a 525° pizza stone.
- Jammed a sliver of my wallet into the quick under my right middle fingernail, drawing blood.
- Sliced an inch-and-a-half-long shallow cut across the pads of my right index and middle fingers while twisting off an olive oil cap with surprisingly sharp metal protrusions (ironically part of the tamper-proof safety ring).
- Immediately after #5, juiced a lime, like a dumbass.