Classical Caption Contest!

[jere7my]

Mosaic from the Capitoline Museums

Whatever could they be saying? Lend the ancients your voice! (We are aided by the fact that it is impossible to identify whatever the standing guy is holding due to missing tesserae.)

Comments

[orawnzva.livejournal.com]

It almost looks like the standing figure is holding a tiny person, perhaps a tiny Swedish Chef.

"Excuse me, noble barbarian, can you perhaps interpret the uncouth 'Bork bork bork' of this tiny man?"

[prof-fran.livejournal.com]

"And the Oscar for best nude man goes to..." (my entry)

Vardibidian adds that whatever that guy is holding, he'll need a bigger one...