Given 8 years of everyday kiltwearing (school uniforms) I believe I can help with the last.
The unhelpful answer: use women's toilets, where there is less frequency of deeply nasty toilet backs, due to everyone sitting down in them. The nasty in women's toilets tends to be an all-over spray from people squatting, in which case the only recourse is to join them. While holding up your skirt.
The helpful one: bunch it not to the front but to the side, like a hip-kilt-ponytail of fabric. You just need to grab enough to pull the fabric in the back taut across your waist.
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Date: 2010-02-25 12:20 am (UTC)The unhelpful answer: use women's toilets, where there is less frequency of deeply nasty toilet backs, due to everyone sitting down in them. The nasty in women's toilets tends to be an all-over spray from people squatting, in which case the only recourse is to join them. While holding up your skirt.
The helpful one: bunch it not to the front but to the side, like a hip-kilt-ponytail of fabric. You just need to grab enough to pull the fabric in the back taut across your waist.