Enter the Matrix. No, the other one.

"Remember: If you identify with your body or your gender, or are comfortable in your 'human' existence, you might not be ready for this level of information."

"If you live on Earth, you're an Earther. Earthling is a derogatory term used by Dark aliens and accepted by fools as real."

Wackier than Dianetics, who could fail to love the Ultimate Matrix Cult? Mmm, tasty.