A commercial

[A person dances in silhouette against a colorful background while Steppenwolf's Born to Be Wild plays. Only their music player and headphones are visible, in white.]

Audio F/X: Get your motor running.
Head out on the highway!

[The song reaches the chorus, and there's a problem.]

Audio F/X: B-b-born to b-b-b-be, b-born to b-b-be w-w-w-

[The dancer stops, taps the side of the music player, finally begins shaking it. As the song continues to stutter and skip, the caption appears:]

iClaudius.

[Thanks, folks, I'll be here all week!]