The eyes, they bug; the ears, they disbelieve.

The election has my dander up, as well as my candor, my gander, my salamander, my panda, my master and commander, and my 1/16-scale lunar lander. There's a fanged, venomous rodent-beast of pure elemental outrage and stress scratching at the inner walls of my chest with its needle-sharp claws, chittering, and it needs an outlet. So I'm afraid I'm going to have to get partisan here on my LJ, which means passing on some of the things the liberal blogosphere is saying. If you've already seen these, just skip on. If you haven't, I think you should.

First up, Sarah Palin tries the C-student "I didn't do the reading" bluff on Charlie Gibson:

But it's okay, because she knows more about energy than anyone in America, according to Senator Acererak:

Forgive my unkindness. Tonight, I am unkind.