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SARAH LOUISE HEATH PALIN:

HATH HILARIOUS SEAPLANE.
A SHRILL "HOPE" EUTHANASIA.
AHA! HUSH TO AIRPLANE LIES.
OH, NAUSEA: A HIT RAPE SHILL.
UH, A "HOT HILL" PAEAN ARISES?
A LAUREATESHIP? HAH! LOINS.
AHA! SHALE RAPINE, THUS OIL.
HATH AUREOLA; I LASH PENIS.
A LUSH HEEL? SHIT, PARANOIA.
SHUSH! A PALATIAL HEROINE.
PUNISH ROE, HAIL HATE. ALAS.
OIL? HAH! EASIER PLAN: A TUSH.
A HEALTH PLAN? I SERIOUS. HA!
ALOHA, HARPIES. UNLEASH IT!

(Ah, I, as an ape, I rush to hell.)