True stories from rec.humor.funny
Mar. 11th, 2004 03:07 amHeard last Sunday on CNN:
"Another suicide bomber blew himself up in a busy Jerusalem intersection
today. No one was injured."
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This morning, November 30, 2002 a Columbus Ohio newspaper ran a story about a library in Ohio that cannot access its own website. It seems the library was named after a prominent businessman in the town who had donated generously to the library.
His name was Leo Flesh. The library installed NetNanny to block porn sites, and it won't let library computers go to the library's website because it is www.fleshpublic.lib.oh.us.
(The website has since been changed; this link will take you to the new Flesh Public Library.)
"Another suicide bomber blew himself up in a busy Jerusalem intersection
today. No one was injured."
--------------------------------
This morning, November 30, 2002 a Columbus Ohio newspaper ran a story about a library in Ohio that cannot access its own website. It seems the library was named after a prominent businessman in the town who had donated generously to the library.
His name was Leo Flesh. The library installed NetNanny to block porn sites, and it won't let library computers go to the library's website because it is www.fleshpublic.lib.oh.us.
(The website has since been changed; this link will take you to the new Flesh Public Library.)